Someone is Getting Fired

You may have seen this floating around social media recently.  The second I saw it, I knew I had to share it with you, Prowlers.

Clearly, this was meant to be, “Big Apple, Meet Big Angus,” right? There’s a copy editor or printer out there who is in some trouble right now.  And think about all the people who must have seen this before it made it to the street.  Someone opened the packaging that came from the printer and accepted it.  Someone, probably more than one person, installed it on the bus.  Presumably, various bus drivers and mechanics saw it before the bus left the yard.

So, either no one noticed it, or people just kept quiet.

Or….

Maybe there are people out there who just think it makes sense to introduce a big apple to your anus.

I dunno.  No matter how big your anus is, I have to think that an apple of any size would hurt. And what would be the point, anyway?

It’s also possible that this was an office joke that – oops! – made it all the way to the public. That kind of makes me smile.

On the up side, it got us all thinking (and talking) about anal sex and fruit for a while, and that’s all good.