Kat’s Back…Again…

Hey, Prowlers! Long time no see! It wasn’t you, it was me. I didn’t expect to be gone for three months, but when I looked at the calendar last night after telling a friend that is start posting again today I was shocked. Time flies, doesn’t it?

Over the last few months I’ve received some email and eavesdropped on some online gossip speculating about what happened. I thought I’d deal with those rumors (or rumours, for our Canafian and UK friends) before I explain what really happened. Here they are, in no particular order.

Rumor #1: Kat died.

Truth: Wow. This one was shocking. As Mark Twain said, “Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” Actually, that’s not exactly what Twain said, but close enough.

Rumor #2: Kat gave up sex.

Truth: If you believed this one, you must be high. Rumor #2 will only be true when Rumor #1 is also true.

Rumor #3: Kat was outed to her family like some other sex bloggers of recent years.

Truth: Nope. And I gave you my word that PWK would never go dark for that reason, remember?

Rumor #4: Kat found God.

Truth: To the best of my knowledge, God was never lost and my relationship is just as strong as it was when I was posting the nastiest of my sex adventures.

Rumor #5: Kat got religion.

Truth: This is very close to Rumor #5, but it’s not exactly the same. As many of you know, I’m a big fan of spirituality and maintaining a strong personal relationship with our Creator, but I’m not a big fan of organized religion. So, no, I didn’t “get religion.”

Rumor #6: Hubby found out.

Truth: Simple answer. No, he didn’t discover the blog. If he did, he hasn’t said a word.

Rumor #7: Kat hasn’t had any good sex for months so she doesn’t have anything to write about.

Truth: Au contraire! T has been making my toes curl on a regular basis over the last few months. Hold onto your hats! I’ll be sharing some of those stories soon.

Rumor #8: Kat quit prowling.

Truth: See response to Rumors #7 and #2. Seriously, this is me we’re talking about.

Rumor #9: Kat just got too busy to post.

Truth: This is partially true, but it’s not the main reason, nor is it the reason I was gone so long.

Rumor #10: Kat had to stop posting because she was finishing her book.

Truth: Actually, my book was published at about the time I quit posting. I’ve been writing lots of other things since then, but most were work related, meaning that I had no choice. PWK isn’t the only casualty of my three month pleasure writing malaise. I have several other blogs that languished as well.

So what’s the real truth?

It was a number of things. First, I just lost interest. I couldn’t think if anything I wanted to say. I know that sounds strange for someone like me, but it’s true. I didn’t want to post crap just for the sake of posting.

Second, I had some health challenges in recent months. For three weeks, my right hand was in pain and completely immobilized. Most recently, I underwent major surgery. So, for about half the time I was gone, posting would have been very difficult for me, even if I really wanted to.

But like I said, I really didn’t want to. I was uninspired. I had nothing to say.

Recently, ideas and inspiration started to return. I started taking notes about things I might want to write. Then, just as casually and as naturally as the desire to post slipped away, it returned strongly.

So…

Kat’s back. 😉

Watch out. I’m horny and ready to take on the world.