Category Archive: SNS Guy

Nov 13 2013

Change of Plans

Yesterday was Hubby’s birthday and my plan was to offer him a birthday blow job after his birthday dinner and after Little Tomkat was in bed. We came home from dinner and I turned on Sons of Anarchy, which always puts me in a naughty mood.  I think it’s because I can’t resist watching the …

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Sep 19 2013

Two Weeks

I’ve been unable to communicate with SNS Guy for two weeks.  Two weeks. In the online world, that’s like a year, isn’t it? Time is different in this world. Not hearing from someone for two days is a big deal, and responses are expected for emails within 24 hours, at the most.  Sooner is better, …

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Aug 07 2013

Summer Break is Over

I’m surprised any of you are still here, Prowlers. I’ve been gone way too long. Why? Many reasons.  Work. A touch of depression. Lack of action. And just generally nothing to say. But then someone pointed out to me that the news alone is a treasure trove of ideas.  Anthony Weiner is just the start, …

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Jul 17 2013

Have You Ever Felt Like This?

Thanks to SNS Guy for sharing this with me.

Jun 17 2013

Do you know…..

…..how hard it is not to burp, cuss, fart or scratch inappropriately for three full days?  Trust me, it’s not easy.  When you go on a regular “date,” you just have to hold it together for a few hours.  Anyone can do that.  That’s amateur stuff. Being on your best behavior for three days puts …

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Jun 12 2013

Like a Virgin

Yes, that’s exactly how I’m feeling today. Like a virgin. No, I’m not referring to Madonna’s song from the 1980’s, although I do direct young women to that video as an example of what over-accessorizing and too much eye make-up look like. I’m feeling like a virgin because I am about to do something I …

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May 21 2013

When I Wasn’t Looking…

Hi, Prowlers. I suppose it’s time for an update, isn’t it? It was a month ago that I declared I’d be returning to fidelity, even though it had been a couple months before that since I had been with anyone besides Hubby. Here we are, a month later, and I still haven’t played with anyone except the guy who …

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