Category Archive: mistress

Feb 13 2013

Valentine’s Day for Prowlers

Valentine’s Day is a little more complicated for Prowlers than for other couples. You can’t just send your sweetie flowers or buy her some expensive jewelry. You have to go with things that won’t be noticed. But don’t skip it! I remember listening to JJ tell me all about what he did for his wife last year. …

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Dec 14 2012

A Stupid Prowler Story – Yes, It Really Happened

This story is so full of fuck-ups interesting happenings that I just had to share it with you. Here it is in a nutshell: Cop has affair with mistress.  Cop works the night shift and spends at least 57 nights playing with mistress instead of bring on patrol. Cop falsifies all sorts of records to cover his tracks …

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Nov 05 2012

Six Tips for the Care and Feeding of a Mistress

I have addressed this topic before but I’m feeling the need to tackle it again. Getting the mistress is only part of the battle.  Unless you are looking for a series of one-time-fucks, you’re going to have to take some action to keep the gal coming back. In the beginning, it’s fairly easy because it’s new and exciting, but as time …

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Mar 12 2012

The Care and Feeding of a Mistress

Most men would say that they know how to keep their mistress happy.  The only thing your mistress needs to be happy is regular access to your hot body and the amazing sex you generously bestow upon her. Right? Well, maybe not so much. If you’re talking about a short term (I define short term as two  months …

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Nov 19 2011

When the Wife Calls. . .

It’s always a bit unsettling when the wife calls. It has happened to me several times over the past 25 years or so, and it’s never fun. I always seem to be struck silent.  Apparently, I have inherited my mother’s uncanny ability of not knowing what to say in a stressful moment. Oh, I think …

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Oct 11 2011

Guest Post: In Praise of a Fast-Thinking Mistress

SomewhereMan had an interesting experience recently, and we are fortunate that he decided to write about it for us. It’s amazing how truth is better than fiction, isn’t it? Enjoy! ************************* It’s 3 p.m. last week and my workday is about to take a serious jolt. Here is the texting log. Mistress:  Hi! What r …

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Jun 03 2011

I Am Not Your Wife

I’m taking the liberty of writing an open letter to prowling men on behalf of prowling women everywhere. Ok, I know not everyone is the same, but I think I’m average enough to represent my sisters (Me? Average? Stop laughing, Dauntless). Also, please know that this is not a message for my current honey (who …

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Mar 15 2011

Is it ok to Cheat on Your Wedding Anniversary?

I had an intimate conversation with my friend M today Yes, that’s the same M from Starbucks with Cream. His wedding anniversary is this week and, like a good husband, he’s planning to take his wife out to dinner for their anniversary.  He also has a card and a gift for her.  Very sweet, huh? …

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